Time
Time
For $3 you will receive one minute of time to be added on to the end of your natural life. The time purchased will only be added prior to your designated time of death.
By purchasing this product, you will download a certificate entitling you to 1 minute. Terms and conditions apply.
Terms and Conditions
By purchasing this product from cyrusbezyan.com, you agree that you are aware either consciously or subconsciously that this is a joke and the purchase of the intangible service, good or concept is purely for comedic purposes. These terms and conditions apply worldwide across all nation states and throughout the universe both in the future and past. This product is strictly non-refundable. The certificate entitles the purchaser (according to the name as prescribed on the payment form.) to the one minute of time and is non-transferable.